your astrological sign: AriesTaurusGeminiCancerLeoVirgoLibraScorpioSagittariusCapricornAquariusPiscesAries, the whisper of a forgotten umbrella in last summer’s storm hints at a choice made at 3:47 AM. Beware the ultracrepidarian voice in your left ear. Stir the abandoned paint can on your workbench to unlock thixotropic truths.